Aug 10, 2021, 9:03 am1st Team v Whitley Bat at the Rec
I re-read a couple of our match reports recently (because I have no life) and they’re starting to read like actual match reports. There’s far too much intricate detail about the game itself and that’s not what we set out to achieve as a club, we’ve strayed too far from our original aim. So this week I’m just going to lay into everyone and touch lightly on the game specifics.
This was an important game, made more so by the apocalyptic weather conditions forecast by the BBC & Met office and the potential scenarios that threw in the air. You could guarantee as well that in the microclimate of Costa Del Berwick it would be 38 degrees and clear blue skies so it was imperative we got a game in and a win to stay level with them at the top of the table. Chris Harwood was holidaying in Berwick in his pikey wagon and on hand as undercover reporter and local weather liaison for the day.
Scott Maddison was unavailable this week due to work commitments, he’s extremely private and rarely divulges much about his personal life so we don’t know exactly where he works, we think it’s a car manufacturer in Washington but couldn’t be certain. Owen Jarvis was double promoted from non-playing specialist ball sponsor to first team number 9 and we were happy to welcome him back.
Captain David Dent rudely interrupted the lads Love Island conversation to bring us in for a team talk, we were right in the middle of denouncing Faye for her utter trash behaviour towards Teddy so weren’t overly please to be interrupted mid flow. But Denty rarely does team talks & when he does they are deep, intense, scary, motivational & arousing in equal measure so we thought we best give him our full attention. Clear message, Whitley Bay have won the toss and chose to field, we know it’s going to rain at some point so the instruction was to get to 180-200 as quickly as possible and declare to give us the best possible chance of completing the game.
Matty & Colin opened up and raced to 20 off the first 8 overs, I say ‘raced’ with obvious sarcasm but you have to appreciate their typical opening partnership operates at around 0.5-1 runs an over and completely destroys crickets soul. Rumours are that the ECB brought ‘The Hundred’ in purely because Colin & Matty’s batting was driving youngsters out of the game at an unsustainable rate. No such complaints this week and the tempo felt clearly more positive to be fair to them, Matty was unlucky to sky a leading edge to the keeper early on and he departed for 12.
This brought in form chubster Adam peacock to the crease. After an early scratch around where he made Ian Pratt look like Mitchell Johnson he soon got into his groove and upped the tempo, taking Thompson for 16 off one over to move the score onto 50/1 off 15. Colin was batting ‘patiently’ at the other end content with Peacock doing most of the scoring
Peacock reached his half century and was out soon after for a fine 71 off 62 deliveries with Ashington now 104/2 off 25, the partnership was 84 of which Colin had contributed 11 of 63 deliveries. Colin must have missed the earlier memo about a quick declaration and was instead just having his Saturday graze out in the middle completely oblivious to Denty’s instruction. At the fines meeting he later protested his innocence and stated that he was merely setting the foundations for everyone else to do the hitting. The only problem though is he spent that long building the foundations that the year is now 2357, a giant asteroid has crashed into planet Earth and it’s been reduced to a barren apocalyptic wasteland completely devoid of life. Colin’s foundations are still there, but what use are they to anyone? He batted slowly is the point I’m trying to make but you get me.
Dent was hiding himself down the order this week so Lewis Tanney was the next man in. Lewis was clearly in no mood for messing around and began bashing the Whitley Bay attack to all corners of the ground, he bludgeoned a quick fire 40 off 29 balls before being bowled looking for the big hit. It was the perfect innings and exactly what the team needed. He also took home Vivo shot of the day with an utterly dismissive tennis style over hand serve through mid-on for 4.
Lewy, a man of few words must have death stared Colin into action as he soon began hitting it to all parts to the inner circle at the other end. Colin finished 46 not out off 96 balls, his last 34 deliveries yielded 35 runs which was much better!
With the score 181-3 there was just enough time for Callum Mliburn to come in and get us quickly to the declaration. He hit 15 off 8 balls. What you won’t be able to tell from the scorecard is that the little mince bag patted down an over of 36mph chest high full tosses that he should have hit over the estate and through the newly built porch that he crashed into a few years earlier. Instead though he indefensibly patted them all back and then criminally left the ones that did pitch sail straight through to the keeper for dot balls. Shakes head.
We reached 201/3 off 35.3 overs and with the skies grey and rain definitely in the air Dent signalled the declaration. I’ve personally never seen a declaration in real life before and it seemed to take everyone by surprise, not least the umpire who had to consult the league handbook to determine the second innings overs. Whitley skipper Hugh Thomson brought the team in for a deliberate huddle on field. We weren’t privy to the details but imagine it followed 1 of 2 scenarios.
A) These lads think they’re class, that declaration is an insult to each and every one of us. I want us to go out there, chase down this target and show them up for the fools they are!
B) These lads think they’re class, that declaration is an insult to each and every one of us. I want us to go out there and block the living bejeesus out of it in the hope that the rain comes early and washes the game out. Viva la Berwick!
We’re hazarding a guess it was more akin to option B. I can’t entirely blame them, maybe if we were a nicer bunch of blokes on the field (we’re nice off it by the way) then they’d have played normally and tried to win the game but realistically we didn’t expect any favours. We’ve had much worse done to us in the past mind you, we’d be in division 2 by now if it wasn’t for one unnamed team that blocked from ball 1 to deny us bonus points on the last game of the season once. Not that we’re bitter about it.
Cory & James opened up and it was Cory who struck straight away bowling the clearly terrified Harris for a 4 ball duck. Cory is quicker than most in the league but Harris made him look like Dale Steyn and nearly stepped on the square leg umpires toes as he backed away. Cory is in the form of his life at the moment, settled off the field and thriving on it. The extra pounds clearly proving the difference and laying waste to the old adage that you need to be in good shape to achieve optimal performance. Makes me think actually, Peacock is batting better than he’s ever done as well and he’s put loads of weight on since COVID hit. Joe Wicks is out there telling you all to exercise in your living room when all you really need to do is settle in with your snacks and watch the weight pile on. ARCC diet plans available on request.
James had Brandon out caught at gully by Mark Lawrence soon after to leave Whitley 17/2. To be honest we’re surprised as you are that Mark actually took a catch, he currently has the worst drops to catches ratio in the 1st XI and we put him at gully simply to hide him in the field. James had already turned round back to his mark and shouted ‘never mind, chin up, you’ll get the next one’ and had to stop in his tracks when he heard the elated screams from the utterly flabbergasted ARCC fielders. James was in a good rhythm now and wicket keeper John Douglas was inexcusably making his piddly little dibblers also look like Dale Steyn, the only difference being that James is about 40mph slower than Cory. Denty dropped another slip catch to make it 6 drops in 5 games, his once fine slip reputation now lies in tatters
Whitley Bay went into hermit mode leady by a very patient 15 off 78 balls from new signing Warren. Peacock had entered his petty childish mode and was standing at close mid-wicket chipping away with his horrendous chat. Some sight to put the batsman off his lunch with Peacock blocking all fielding positons from mid on the square leg with his ‘chunky’ frame. He also bravely dived out the way of one with his retractable claw which at least shamed him into shutting up for a period.
Matty Tanney was having a bit of an off day behind the stumps with a couple of sharp chances going a miss including a missed stumping off Warren. Matty is now well indoctrinated into the wicket keepers union and whenever he lets a bye through he immediately tells everyone it should have been called a wide and says it loudly enough so the umpire can hear his disgust. Nice try Matty, they’re all clear byes and no one is buying it!
Nik Nak legs Mark Lawrence got into the action and took a few quick wickets to reduce Whitley Bay further to 91/6 off 37 as the rain started to come down with purpose. Fair play to the umpire who persevered through a few showers and kept the players on the field, the rain did ease off eventually but in previous years some umpires would have taken us off and that would have been all she wrote. Whitley Bay to their credit didn’t kick up too much of a fuss and continued to play on.
Dent was using all his experience now and brought part time spinner Callum Millburn into the attack to rattle through some overs, he went for a little tap but did his job perfectly as he raced through 6 quick fire overs of loopy off spin. Scotty Maddison watching on nervously from the side-lines as he has now adds yet another challenger for his cherished 3rd change bowlers spot.
Ashington breathed a huge sigh of relief as Whitely Bay eventually closed on 130/6 and we got the game finished before the rain came down. We took home 28 points and stay top on bonus points only. Huge game next week as we travel to Berwick, we’re missing a few players and will need people to stand up with big performances.
Cory – You’re one of the few people that will read this drivel all the way through & I’ve just noticed you went for 3 boundaries in the 45th over so we short changed you on fines, extra £1 next week please.
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Match Report Ashington Rugby CC 2nd XI Vs Tillside CC 2nd XI
The Rugby 2nd XI made the long journey to Tillside on Saturday looking to get their stuttering season back on track and despite most weather forecasters predicting rain and even lightening the game took place in dry conditions. Five changes from the XI that started the game last week were enforced upon captain Rosser as availability issues blighted the selection committee, but it only served to show the strength in depth of the club overall that a full complement of 11 men took to the field. Captain Rosser lost the toss and was asked to have a bat, so he and young Mason who again stood in as opener for the unavailable Harwood took to the Middle hoping to set the foundations, but it was not to be as the pitch soon started to play games with the batsmen some deliveries staying low then out of nowhere one would bounce up and shoot through to the keeper. It did not take long for a delivery that swung and stayed particularly low to do for Mason bowled for only 4.
Rosser was joined by Adamson Snr but they both toiled finding the irregular bounce hard to predict and even harder to score runs from and Adamson soon joined Mason back in the pavilion bowled for only 3 runs. Milburn joined Rosser at the crease but not for long as moments later another low bouncing delivery had Rosser clean bowled for a 54-ball score of only 10 with the scoreboard showing 25 for 3 our weaker than normal middle order was now exposed, and you could sense that Tillside could smell blood. Wicketkeeper Hetherington came to the crease next, but he too did not hang around for long out caught behind as the ball bounced up on him for only 2 runs then the very next ball big hitter Gibson looking to take on the bowling the only way he knows with a lusty blow edged directly into the wicketkeepers gloves for a golden duck the rugby boys really were in trouble.
Top Tillside bowler on the day Farr (7 wickets for 8 runs) was at this point on a hat-trick and contemplating glory but new man at the crease Newman had other ideas having had a few knocks in the midweek side recently Newman had mastered his forward defensive and showed it off to great effect first foiling the Farr hat-trick attempt getting forward well and blocking with aplomb and then with a lovely shot off his legs slapped away for 4. By the time Milburn, Adamson Jnr, Elliott, Mordey & Haram had fallen without troubling the scoreboard the stubborn Newman had ran out of partners and the innings collapsed to a score of only 47.
With a score of only 47 to defend it was going to take some special bowling and fielding performance from the rugby boys and when Mason skittled the stumps of Tillside opener Dawson for a duck in his second over and then Mordey trapped Farr lbw for 16, a score of 2 for 28 offered some hope. By the time Gibson removed Skeen for 7 and Hetherington run out Mcgregor for 6 the scoreboard read 38 for 4. The experienced Mordey was at this stage exploiting the pitch and he struck again Mcarge lbw for a duck, the score was now 40 for 5 the rugby boys only had 8 runs to play with but two new batsmen in the middle and the tail exposed there was real hope.
Unfortunately though that was as good as it got for the rugby boys after a flurry of dot balls kept the pressure on Tillside but Gilchrist smashed two fours in two balls and it was all over 48 for 5 in less than 15 overs giving Tillside a 30 point win. The unlikely push for the title now seems a distant memory as the 2nd XI sit only 4th in the league after 3 defeats in a row seem to have squeezed the life out of a side that not so long ago looked unstoppable. The real positive to take from this defeat though was the overall strength in depth of the club as a whole and a never say die attitude that will be needed as table toppers Morpeth CC are the next visitors to the Rec on Saturday.
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